Abjad dalam Matematika

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zhorvans.net – A LOGICAL SOLUTION
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

A LOGICAL SOLUTION – some big organization

Dari quotes tersebut, maka bisa dimengerti bahwa: Dengan logika abjad dalam matematika, kerja keras dan pengetahuan itu beda tipis, dan sikap anda yang menentukan bahwa itu omong kosong dan sebangsanya yang menjadikan anda terdepan.

Tapi bagaimana jika logika abjad dalam matematika itu diaplikasikan ke dalam bahasa Indonesia? Silahkan anda berkreasi sendiri, apakah cocok? ;))